corn log
a huge, thick peice of sh-t. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean
george bush is such a corn log
logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. these logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.
the foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in dave’s boxer shorts.
a t-rd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. usually hurts when running along the edges of your -n-s.
women say men don’t know what giving birth is like…let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!
a six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other f-gorts.
“what insensitive f-gort dropped that cornlog and didn’t flush … must have been a fiorino”
an undefined s-x act that involves violence against either or both parties involved
i got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.
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