Corn on the cob

when a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man’s p-n-s, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
she teased me with some corn on the cob before she actually sucked my c-ck
the day after the woman eats corn, you perform -n-l on her. as you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. tell her to eat her corn on the cob.
dude, i forgot we had corn for dinner last night until i pulled out. that b-tch loves corn on the cob.
the s-xual act of inserting the p-n-s into the -n-s after having feed the owner of the -n-s corn for weeks on end.the -n-s must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the -n-s their is corn all over the p-n-s…hence corn on the cob is created.great job!
i had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some “corn on the cob”.
when a female is on all fours performing oral s-x on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females b-tthole. the combined efforts of the p-n-s in the mouth and finger in the b-tt closely resemble the old american past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. the s-xual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small pr-ngs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.

note: this is not to be confused with “chicken on a spit”.
– sometime in the 1880’s, in a barn in rural pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky….

jebidiah: “yeaa you like when i finger your b-tthole while you perform oral s-x upon me?”

gertrude: “oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other..”

jebidiah- deep in thought..

“i’ve got it! if we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can’t we do the same with… corn on the cob!

and thus corn was never eaten the same way again…
1] corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2] racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair
1 – mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 – hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob
after -n-l s-xual desires are forfilled, you take the p-n-s out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring
i made that ho give me a corn on the cob
where a woman eats a lot of corn, and then receives -n-l s-x and takes a load on his p-n-s. when he pulls it out it is covered in corn once the woman gives him a bl-w j-b, she eats the corn.
last night i did the corn on the cob with stacie.