Corn puppies
“corn puppies” is slang for miniature corn dogs.
hoodrat 1: yo n-gg- i’m starving ! hoodrat 2: yea n-gg- lets go munch on some corn puppies !
a corn puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. it is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. the sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.
wow nate that was one h-ll of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.
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