Corn Sugar
some bullsh-t excuse that the industry has come up with to disguise the product you know as “high fructose corn syrup”, the same sh-t that caused and explosion of obesity and health problems in the last quater of the 20th century.
commercial: “i only want the best for my children, so i feed them almost-but-not-really-at-all-natural corn sugar! the way nature- intended!”
consumer: “well i’ve never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it’s good for me than who am i to argue?”
-may or may not be a lie.
the s-m-n that dribbles from one’s -n-s after -n-l s-x.
my favorite part about b-tt-f-cking is snacking on the corn sugar afterwards.
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