cotton wool parents
metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren’t allowed to partic-p-te in active sports or outdoor activities at all.
camp manager: you may want to have a word with mdm. lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that’s against camp policy.
camp counsellor: oh him.he’s got cotton wool parents. i’ve had enough of those.
camp manager: short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?
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