Cornalized
to have performed the act of being an -n-l intruder or even a rectal spelunker. included in the act could have been a little bit of being a bung tonguer or a b-m sniffer. to be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
larry: hey chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?
chuck: man i had a h-lluva great weekend!
larry: you get laid or something?
chuck: not only did i get laid, linda was the best bag lapper ever and i cornalized her with p-ssion, spurting the largest load i ever had deep in her balloon knot. she came like you wouldn’t believe. screaming into her pillow.
larry: you lucky f-ckin dog!!
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