Cornbears


bears that live in corn. see p-rnbears.
if you were walking outside of a cornfield complaing about things being over priced and praising seinfeld, you might get suddenly mauled to a hideous death by a pack of cornbears. dr. andy hjortshoj is the world’s expert on these elusive creatures.

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