Cornbreading
it’s caking but it is not as sweet
jon: she just sent me a heart emoji!
gerald: aww sh-t you guys are caking!!!
jon: no we’re not, we’re cornbreading. an emoji doesn’t mean sh-t
the art of poking a hole in a loaf of cornbread, slap b-tter on your w-ng, and then you stick your w-ng in the corndread, and have s-xual relations with it. and after, you eat the loaf of cornbread.
the people who do this are usually called “b-tter d-cks”
“hey dude did you hear that charlie leland was cornbreading in his bas-m-nt?”
“yeah dudde, what a b-tter d-ck”
talking to your best friend, family members, friends on the phone for an extended amount of time.
aye who you talking to?
my mom.
stop cornbreading and come bowl your frame.
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