Corner Orangutan


to m-st-rb-t- in public or somewhat public places like a h-rny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.
i caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after i bent over to pick up my keys…gross!

dude, i caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend’s body wash. close the frickin door next time.

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