corner shop
a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called mr patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.
person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
person1: fc-k that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
person2: true…lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
person:1 fo’ shizzle
person3: ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.
a sh-thole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.
person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban’s
person 2: f-ck that id rather drink my own p-ss than buy a drink from there
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