cornerchode
someone or a group that tends to sit in the corner of a public place to avoid confrontation or conversation with people for any reason
jack and r.j. walk into a bar to find no seats except two in the back corner away from everyone.
jack: “yo, there’s 2 over there, but they’re in the corner.”
r.j.: “dude, they’re in the corner. i’m not sitting there. that’s a b-tch seat.”
five minutes later, 2 guys walk in and grab both corner seats.
jack: “dude, why grab those seats? they suck.”
r.j.: “yeah, stupid cornerchodes.”
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