Cornet


a musical instrument just like a trumpet, yet smaller.
where did you go today? to band practice. i played 1st chair cornet!
a b-flat instrument similar in sound to a trumpet. for the most part, they have been replaced by trumpets in high school bands as they save money by just having the band have a bunch of trumpets.
why do we need cornets? we have trumpets?
basically it’s your d-ck!
suck my cheesy sweaty cornet

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