Cornhorn
just generally l-sting after corn
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
from the french latin corniushorni
i can smell it cook its giving me the cornhorn
the appropriate sound to make after a particularly cheesy or corny statement to express your disapproval of such corniness.
man 1: “did you hear what she just said… blow the corn horn”
man 2: “cooooooooooooorny”
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