cornish


the cornish come from cornwall. they are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

one thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. they are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. when naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.
man 1: the cornish?

man 2: yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!
the language of cornwall (uk, not stateside!) known, obviously, as cornish. linked to the other celtic/gaelic languages (where they still exist).
kernow a’gas dynnargh!
cornwall welcomes you!

kernewek=cornish

kernewek mar pleg!
cornish please!
fat. extra fat. the act of becoming fat. can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
he ate a number 1 from carls jr., an oreo shake, and a meal from long john silvers? that guy is cornish.
to do a ‘cornish’; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist – can be -ssociated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
“he has just done a cornish!”
waking up after a night of drinking not hungover, but still drunk.
d-mn bro’ i woke up cornish today!
a decent bit of cornish is like a good bit of fl-ng-.
dave: is she cornish?
pete: i guess so. decent boat and rack.. i’d give it one.
1. a nig
2. a person who laughs non-stop and constantly touches asian boys’ hair
3. a beer pong champion
4. a d-ck-sucking b-tch who sucks at super smash brothers.
5. an anime master
man you such a cornish, go get me a toothbrush.

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