cornpirate
1) someone who engages in -n-l s-x. based on the urban myth that someone had -n-l s-x and when they pulled their c-ck out it had a bit of sweetcorn stuck on the end.
2) interchangeable with the word gooner
that guy is a definite cornpirate
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