to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
to invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.
i can try to cornswaggle you in there, but alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.
to f-ck someone in the -ss with an ear of corn and then to eat the sh-t stained object.
after nellie f-cked ruth in the -ss with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.
short fat blonde beaver looking kid ugly, b-st-rd child.
instead of calling someone blonde short fat and ugly or a beaver just use the phrase cornswaggle
- muddy platypus
when a guy takes a dump on a female, -j-c-l-t-s onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to s-xually drill her until she shatifys herself mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy […]
- Mud whistle
mud whistle, also known as “-sshole” is just another term for your chocolate starfish. comes from the movie “shallow hal” “jesus, i think i ate to much taco bell yesterday, my mud whistle is bleeding” a term of endearment for a good friend when your breaking his b-lls. hey mudwhistle, lets go to the pub […]
- Muffin Top Syndrome
complete social unawareness of one’s appearance (i.e. having a m-ffin top and not realizing one’s clothes do not fit properly) do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks? no way, she’s got m-ffin top syndrome. an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for […]
- Corona Boner
when you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to partic-p-te in s-xual activities. (see whiskey d-ck) i would have f-cked her but i had corona b-n-r.
- muff wagon
a car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women. as used in the popular british tv show “the inbetweeners”. -a car with four attractive women drives past- man1: woah mate look at them! man2: nice! that is one of the best m-ff-wagons i have ever seen! m-ff […]