corporal cuddling
v; the act of cuddling, snuggling or hugging an unwilling partic-p-nt to the point where it feels like a form of punishment. the word is derived from a combination of the definitions of corporal punishment and cuddle and may be applied to any situation where person a wants to cuddle or hug but person b does not.
more often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after s-x, where the female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the male just wants to go to sleep. sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. however, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
“did you see that emo ? he’s corporal cuddling everyone in sight.”
“i hate my roommate! he starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to ‘make up’! uggggh! i don’t wanna touch that kid!”
“my girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have s-x. i wish she’d just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol”
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