Corporate Cookie


a term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.
1. gosh, he is such a corporate cookie. he always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the ‘(insert social network) of professionals.’

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