Corporate fat cat
a rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.
“even though i have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won’t give me a raise! wtf?!”
a rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.
“even though i have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won’t give me a raise! wtf?!”
(n) – a corporate fatcat is a t-tan of industry. a corporate fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of fatcatting. they are everywhere.
the corporate fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured -ssembly worker. this man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar joe. respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the corporate fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, “you leave the fatcatting to me.”
leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured -ssembly worker uttered, “g-d-d-mn corporate fatcats.”
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