corporate gameboy


a blackberry or other pda to which members of the corporate world become addicted and are often seen rattling away at their keypads in public places like airports, trains, coffee shops, etc. like portable video games for kids, these devices take over their owner’s lives.
i walked up to the airline gate and found my boss and another co-worker urgently thumbing in data to their corporate gameboys as if entranced by this evil machine.

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