Corporate Pawn
a sacraficial lamb used to take the blame for a mis-managed project that actually has a long history of problems created by people long since promoted and moved elsewhere before the project is inherited by the p-wn and hits a catastrophic unrecoverable demise.
upon realizing the eminent the demise of a project promote everyone tied to it’s history out of the department before hiring the corporate p-wn to take on the projects responsibilities. leave no former connections to the prior project team before hiring the p-wn. leave the p-wn completly in the dark as much as possible while they try to navigate their sinking ship. tell the p-wn that the ship is in great shape, good luck and you are counting on them. the p-wn will tell you otherwise eventually. prepare doc-mentation to fire the p-wn as soon as the p-wn starts to realize they have no means of sustainability.
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