corporate redneck
corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, b-ss, and maybe a shark in their living room. they will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off sh-r-. instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large -rs-nal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the ups man delivering the family dog’s new stroller.
coporate redneck – a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth b-ss. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea b-ss)
guy 1: hey dave, want to go to fort lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgr-ss?
dave: h-ll yeah i want to go to fort lauderdale, but i’m going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.
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