Corporate Spider


the person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only she can help them through.
drone 1: man what the h-ll is this new form?
drone 2: oh that is the new form that sheila our corporate spider implemented last week. you have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an executive. there is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. you did get the email didn’t you?

Read Also:

  • Lwels

    lol but in a different way matt:checken harry:lwels chris:lol

  • Quapico

    1) feeling good; everything is mellow 2) in basketball: when you are on fire 1) dude 1#: how you feeling man? dude #2: quapico! 2) my shot is quapico!

  • manstrain

    when i guy can’t hold in his cr-p, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in. ” dude, can you hurry up i’ve got to manstrain to hold this in.

  • quapo

    (pr-nounced: “kwahpo”). a quarter of a pound of marijuana. hey man, what’s up with that quapo you was supposed to get?

  • maori pyjamas

    new zealand rhyming slang word for ‘marijuana’ where is the best place to buy some maori pyjamas around here?


Disclaimer: Corporate Spider definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.