corporate whore


one who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and const-tution for corporate $$; meaning of “wh-r-” belittled when preceded by the word “corporate”; person who will sell their soul for $$.
my efforts are not driven by my p-ssion for work, but by my own gluttony, my addition to money. i have become what i once despised—forsaken myself, sacrificed my values at the corporate alter of greed. i am a corporate wh-r-.
anyone who sells themself out to the big corporations
corporate wh-r-s are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70’s punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prost-tution of one’s soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)
good charlotte are a buncha f-cking corporate wh-r-s that throw a few power chords into their emo cr-p and wear hot topic sh-t and then call themselves punk
someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(-ng board of directors of a major corporation who’s main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. examples of corporate wh-r-s: starbucks, liz who works at starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.
“i’ll take a double macchiato you corporate wh-r-” “me?!?! you’re paying for the d-mn thing you corporate trick!”
person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan

a corporate wh-r- has the following characteristics

>> works excessive overtime without getting paid extra

>> beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true

>> actually buys all their cd’s, movies, software

>> is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the atm machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.

>> refuses to use p2p, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels

>> easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work

>> support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales -ssistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.

>> is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.

>> is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullsh-t

>> wears only “fashionable” clothes bought on the high street.

>> drinks stuff like diet c-ke and other “light” food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of e’s.
vicki works 80 hours a week at a 40 hour job and has an obsession with buying chick flicks
listens to radio music. eats at the place thats “in”. wears whats “in”. does whats “in”. thinks to whats “in”. is controlled by big corporations.
that corporate wh-r- sells himself to the us army.
unscrupulous person who has a devotion to a corporation or business, forsaking all coworkers for the benefit of the company. “therefore stretching your balloonknot beyond its previous border”, and leaving a knife in your back.

one who has forsaken personal values and const-tution to promote the agenda of current management
choppers digs up or creates ficticious dirt on fellow coworkers to get ahead being an industrial tramp corporate wh-r- to the boss and his minions.

in addition choppers works 80hrs in a 40hr job , and is seen as a suck up, also is often seen wiping mouth after leaving boss’s office.
hillary diane rodham clinton
“did you hear what hillary clinton say that “it was a long time ago” when someone asked if she had done anything about walmart’s health care policies while she served on its board? what a corporate wh-r-!”

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