corptard
a corptard (short for corporate r-t-rd) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. this person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. a corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. an easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarr-ssing on facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.
did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? what a corptard!
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