Corsage Creepage


the wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. if not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

kathrine: “zyborg needs a rose in his b-tton-hole”
frogg: “you are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. was zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the registry office yesterday?”
kathrine: “i thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?”
frogg: “best we give them corsages to be sure.”
kathrine: “do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?”

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