Corsica


corsica is an island mediterainian, the capital is bastia. it was a place first before it was a car you stupid americans.
i’m going to corisca in the summer
a very reliable car made by chevrolet through model years 1988 to 1996. the chevrolet corsica is a four-door variant of the chevrolet beretta, and shares almost all of its parts with the exception of exterior body panels. the chevrolet corsicas came with 2.2l i4, 2.8l v6, 3.1l v6, and 3100 v6 (same displacement, slightly different engine) throughout the years. chevrolet corsicas frequently persevere for hundreds of thousands of miles, and are extremely reliable. there were some factory defects in some years, the most obvious being a defect in the primer that caused the paint to peel on some cars. repriming/painting the car solves this problem. all told, the chevrolet corsica is a great car and proves wrong the popular misconception that american cars are unreliable. it’s just fords that are unreliable, get it right, folks.
“that chevy corsica has been in the family for 2 generations.”
“why is the paint peeling off your chevy corsica?”
“chevy corsicas can blow the doors off almost any ricer.”
“trancer tong drives a maroon 1994 chevy corsica.”
1): corsica is a little island, in mediterranean. it belongs to the france. this island is one of the most beautiful on earth. it is divided on two departments, so there is no capital, but the two main cities are bastia and ajaccio. corsica is the home of an important person for the democracy, pascal paoli. napoleon bonaparte was also corsican. nowadays, the island is a touristic one, based on luxury tourism. we can also find in corsica one of the most important european nightclub.

2): corsica is a car, made by chevrolet.

3): a lot of cities in the usa are named corsica.
i live in corsica, i’m french.

i’m driving a corsica.

i live in corsica, south dakota.
an every day rice rocket killer and family sedan.
my corsica stomped the cr-p outta that rice rocket honduh last night.
a very nice and calm island the south of france and west of italie ( not to mention east of spain and north of egypte )

why do i like this island?well,one of the most beautyfull thing happened there.i wish i was born there!ahh alizée,what would we be without you

corsica,here in europe,isn’t a car.so get away with those cars and make room for le france ange!
corsica…what should i say!
a corsica is an l-body car designed and sold by chevrolet from 1988 to 1996. it originally came with a 2.0l i4 engine. then a 2.8v6 option was offered. then in 1990, the 2.0i4 was changed to a 2.2i4 and the 2.8v6 to a 3.1v6. then in 1994 the 3.1v6 was changed to the 3100v6. same displacement, but different technologies. it offered more power, but what it made in power, it lost in a redesigned transmission. also that year, the manual tranny was dropped. trims offered were the xt (with leather interior, and a body kit), the ltz (different sits, grill and 2.8/3.1), and the lt. the base model was replaced with the lt sometimes in the early 90’s. these cars are reliable and strong. but like all cars, have their lemons. at one time, they became the #1 gm car in china. performance(3.1, 3100, and 1996’s 2.2) is good. better than many more popular cars like the honda civic.
pontiac rebadge it and sold it in canada as the tempest. and there was another l-body made. a two door, chevrolet beretta. all parts are basically identical, except external body panels. the beretta also offered one engine package that wasn’t offered in the corsica. the 2.3 (later on 2.4 but with less power) ho quad4.

one problem many of the early ones shared along with many early 90’s gm cars, they tend to “shed” their paint.
my corsica’s paint is peeling.
my corsica look like a grandma car to you, but i think it’s s-xy, cl-ssy and it can smoke your car.
a sh-tty, very unreliable piece of american sh-t made by chevrosh-t (chevrolet) from 1988 to 1996. known for having many problems, mainly a new one once you have just finished fixing a previous one.
aw sh-t man, your corsica just broke down again man.
yeah, i know, it’s such a piece of sh-t.
why don’t you get a subaru dude?
aw, fo shizzle muh nizzle

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