corsoism
term coined after lee corso of espn’s college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad -n-lysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head
from the man himself, about usc during one of their national championship runs, “good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team” well no sh-t lee tell me something i don’t know, they hadn’t lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire -n-lysis, hence the term corsoism
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