Cortlin
a strong man. a kind hearted soul. a very loyal friend and boyfriend. tends to be lazy and always looks for the easy way out. but still has a good head on his shoulders. he speaks his mind, but he’s always polite in every situation. he has a large d-ck and is hairier than a gorilla. he doesn’t like his tummy rubbed and sometimes his toes pop out of their sockets on their own. he is a wonderful lover and friend. he loves to quote movies and play/watch all sports. everyone loves cortlin!!
i love that kid, cortlin.
cortlin is such a nice young man.
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