cory in the house


the greatest anime in existence. focuses around the life of cory baxter-san, son of the head chef of emperor hirohito at the emperor’s palace. cory-san gets into many adventures with newt-san and tries to get the attention of senpai mina. most “anime fans” would rather you watch cheap cartoons like naruto or attack on t-tan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime…
pink guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some cory in the house?

franku: h-ll yeah!!! cory-san is the greatest anime ever…
a gay sitcom on disney channel, starring a boy named cory who lives with his dad in the white house. his sister is in college and his mom is probably dead though they say she’s in england studying law. it’s been 6 years, she should have finished by now! though anyways, just like that’s so raven, they make every white person-stupid, weird, mean/cruel, or down right r-t-rded. it also stars meena from bahavia, and newt, a dumb white kid, who likes to say dude a lot. also there’s sophie a evil kid who’s the presidents daughter and the president is more of a president that bush is.

so in conclusion cory in the house is an unrealistic, hidden racist to white people, sitcom.
ann: cory in the house is awesome!
bob: no, it isn’t.

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