cosmarbie
superficial woman, usually between ages of 15 & 35, who obsessively follows the fashion dictates of _cosmopolitan_, tries to achieve that ‘perfect’ barbie-body, and thinks of little besides personal appearance. universally falls into heteronormative trap of objectification, sees own worth as determined by ability to attract men.
rachel mcadams plays a cosmarbie on tv. paris hilton–cosmarbie icon or pinnacle of cosmarbie-ness? cindy jackson is perhaps the most literal of cosmarbies.
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