cosmetic apology
an insincere gesture of appeas-m-nt that has nothing to do with regret or remorse.
but he hasn’t talked to her in over five years.
don’t worry. he’s got a level head on his shoulders. he’ll know if she’s sincere or if it’s a cosmetic apology.
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