Crazy-Bake
when a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.
parent: “hey, honey, i thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. what happened?”
girl: “oh, yeah. my mom wouldn’t let me use the oven, so i had to use my crazy-bake to try to make the cookies. the cookies practically turned into rocks.”
this is an example of a conversation involving a crazy-bake.
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