cosmetic underclass

the unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. what am i talking about?

you! you must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. but, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the undercl-ss that they go now to pre-paid ‘surgery safaris’ to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in south africa! these ‘surgiholics’ often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a b–b augementation op (the bustalization of plast-ts or frankenb–bs!) and are called the ‘plastic closet’ (or, in this very case ‘double-d-nials’!), or attend their own botox party (called ‘botos-xuals’) and if they have no time for having a ‘botie’, then they can have a ‘lunchtime’ lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like lipostabil or ‘flab jab’), or resolve to the latest ual (ultra-sound -ssisted liposuction), e-ual (external ultrasound–ssisted liposuction), val (vaser® -ssisted liposuction), pal (power–ssisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed sal ‘suction–ssisted liposuction’)… the list is long.
body fascism is all the rage now… the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: ‘necro-cosmetics’ is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead!
the ‘cosmetic undercl-ss’ would be outrageous knowing that they can’t have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!