Cosmic Forklift
(n) cos-mic for-k-lif-t
a dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.
consignment: ay 1010101011011 did you play cod4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat cosmic forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well f-ck that.
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