cosmic screwgie
when the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
i woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. the dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. when i went to start my car, i realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until i tried to start it. ewww! when i got to work the boss said i’d be working a doubleshift, and i forgot my lunch… the day was a total cosmic screwgie
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