cosmicjack
the moment when your tripping b-lls and the universe stops. time literally stands still as the notion of quickly rubbing one off, inadvertently transforms to an oblivious masturbation marathon consuming hours on end.
yo bro, the strangest sh-t happened yesterday. i got high as f-ck then lost nine hours in a cosmicjack!
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