Cosmonog
an ancient consumerist winter holiday. unlike christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. celebration involves the purchase of cosmopolitan magazine and egg nog. partic-p-nts drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great s-x tips and a variety of whimsical names for v-g-n-s. an additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of swedish fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy egg nog.
“i just came back from a killer cosmonog party. sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower.”
a russian man of colour in sp-ce, as opposed to the usual white sp-ce traveller, cosmonaut
man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?
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