cosmopolitan
a magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of d-cks and not be a worthless wh-r- as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
cosmopolitan has a new article ent-tled ‘what guys really want’, written by some short, metros-xual, puerto-rican t-ss-r whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population’s.
a c-cktail made famous by the show s-x and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly c-cktail.
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose’s lime juice
1 lime wedge
“i’ll have a cosmoplolitan”
cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sl-ts and wh-r-s which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate wh-r-s. also claims its okay to be a sl-t, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..
some guy: katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: hmm.. that explains why shes such a sl-t
a guide on how to be a worthless wh-r-.
bob: i heard that kate reads cosmopolitan.
tim: so that explains the outfi- -drools uncontrollably-
hip, cool, “jet-set” version of monoculture.
liberal elitist hipster: that is so horrible that macdonald’s is everywhere in the world. they are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. monoculture everywhere! it is sickening. (moments later) it is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the american south and any other traditional culture. we want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. i am a citizen of the world!
similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you c-m on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.
yeah…i was doin laquisha last night and gave her a m-ssive cosmopolitan!!
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