COSPJ
anagram from the uk humor site verypoor.co.uk. stands for cr-ppy obviously self-penned joke.
an ap-paulin’ cospj
this one came to me in a dream last night. i am truly blessed.
q – what do you say to a woman who’s given you a sheet of strong, flexible water-resistant material often used in the manufacture of tents?
a – ta, pauline.
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