Costco lady
she appears out of nowhere in the middle of places such as target. she loves costco.
the costco lady hates costco.
me: i hate costco.
costco lady: i’m the costco lady, and i love costco!
jason: it’s the only place where you can get cheap vodka!
costco lady: stupid alcoholic kids…
us: stupid costco lady!
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