Costco Surprise
1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quant-ty of meat.
“i go to the freezer and i reach inside/wrap my hands around a costco surprise. what’s that? it’s like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/that’s a lot of pig! and it’s aboudda get chewed.”
~from the song “sizzle, sizzle, snap” by h20!
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