Costitute
a small, delicate, holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. to put it basically, “fiver a go”.
“i travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this cost-tute, and it was only a fiver! bargin!”
“i dont think they know it, but that cost-tute has his shlong hanging out”
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