cotching
relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun
if one was really chilled out and relaxing they could say ‘i’m bares cotching.’
the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, w-nking, p-ssing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.
daz : what are you doing gary?
gary : cotching.
daz : oh.
the experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.
my boxer shorts are really cotching.
any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep
man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard
the action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of counter-strike.
a person cotching can be known as a “cotch”, “elf” or “blink”
they are also commonly know as being a “slay0r”
lol at blink cotching on de_contra
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