Cotexter
the p-ssenger that texts for the driver because they obviously shouldn’t be texting & driving. this is especially helpful on a road trip, when you are behind the wheel for long periods of time.
i (a female) was driving on a very long trip & my sister was texting me. i asked my husband to answer her. he sent the reply and after several texts were exchanged he told her l was driving & that he was the cotexter for me so she would know.
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