Cotford


a slum in rural south west of englang. this sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (crips vs bloods and chavs vs the rest). compton look out, this place is ten times worse. only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.
i’m going to cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

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i lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in cotford last night.

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