cottage crotch


while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous v-g-n-l area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.
he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.

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