cottage dweef


1. a special case of d-ck queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete -j-c-l-t–n getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky -ss ball of cottage cheese.

2. the only christmas present i’m getting for my friend this year
guy #1: dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
guy #2: sorry, i get a little excited while watching deadpool.
guy #1: …i didn’t say stop

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