Cottage Job
a bl-w j-b given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.
“kenny chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend pat”
“i said a cottage job! here’s some 2% you wh-r-, now get to work i’m spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my d-ck with cottage cheese.”
indian man: “marrry kait and ashley olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes.”
american man: “what the f-ck are you talking about?”
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