where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.
and do.. yeah.
and then do the same thing the next day.
yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.
- shlimpop vacation
the period inbetween two jobs. this shlimpop vacation has been carried out for entirely too long…
- light saver
cooler than a light saber. and too cool for sam. this light saver sh-ts all over your light saber. before s-x, a guy covers his d-ck in the liquid from a broken glow stick, making it look light a lightsaver. this method is good for dark places. it’s dark here, i think you should get […]
a mix between a shmuck and a f-gget. a person who is stupid but also cl-ssified as gay or retarted. sort of like you call someone a f-gget for being retarted but in this case a shmagget for being a retarted f-gget. also can be used as a jewish=shmuck idiot “dude, your such a shmagget.”
cow + cube = cowube !! cow plus cube equals cowube
(noun) one who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends. after an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.